We hope its only Jokes

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting
on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been ?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked
puzzled and said,
"What is it ?"
"It's a planet", replied God, "and I've put Life on it."
"I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a
great place of balance."
"Balance ?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained,pointing to different parts of earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, but cold and harsh while southern Europe
is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant. I have made some lands
abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a group of
islands and said, "
What are those ?"
"Ah", said God. "That's the Indonesia, the most glorious place on
earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, mountains and forests.
The people from Indonesia are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found
traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and
high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
carriers of peace and love."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God ? You said there would be balance."
God replied wisely,
"Wait until you see the idiots I put in the government......"